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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a painter with a brown finger? Picasso"
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"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."
"what gets uglier the more you watch it? yo momma stripping"
"There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people. There's much adieu about nothing."
"What do you do if you come across a tiger? Wipe it off and apologise."
"I almost got fired for watching internet porn at work. Instead I got fired for masturbating."
"When I get home from work, I like to pack myself into really small suitcases. I can hardly contain myself."
"""O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!"" ~ Japanese flag designer"
"A photon stops at a hotel and is asked: ""May I take your luggage?"" He replies, ""No, thanks. I'm traveling light."""
"The three different types of rooster What does a rooster say? Cock-a-doodle-doo What does a crazy rooster say? Doodle-doodle-cock What does a Gay rooster say? Any-cockle-do"