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Joke of the Day
"They say nothing in life that's worth having comes easily. Guess I'm really lucky to have my wife."
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"Do you know why women love zombies? Because zombies love what's on the inside, not the outside!"
"My wife told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it this Friday."
"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."
"*jumps from the earth to the moon* PARKOUR"
"HBO cancels ""Luck"" after horse deaths. Their next endeavor is to make a mini series called ""Glue""."
"Lesbian Pick Up Line ""Hey girl, you wanna go swimming? We can do the scissor kick."""
"A guy using Apple Maps walks into a bar... or maybe a hospital... possibly a church."
"What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer? Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!"