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Joke of the Day

"Can anyone tell me where the Aby Sea is? Someone said pirates can't learn the alphabet, but I be having some difficulties navigating through the Aby Sea part."

"What does Monica Lewinsky and Soda Machine have in common?"

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wiiiine."

"What do you call smart boobs? Scientits"

"So when you say R.I.P. To a dearly departed you are basically saying hey no zombie or walking dead stuff ??"

"How did the Ethiopian escape prison? He squeezed through the bars."

"Where did I get my scarf? It's a CVS receipt. You love it? Oh thank you very much."

"Just realized what I'm putting on my tombstone. If you're reading this, I'm already dead."

"I'm getting tired of having to write ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just get an iPhone."

"It's not as exciting when you realize his name is actually Harold Potter"