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Joke of the Day

"I'm getting tired of having to write ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just get an iPhone."

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"Maybe this lady is trying to perpendicular park."
"Date: ""So, what do you want to be?"" Me: ""Impressed."""
"Donald Trump For President! That was the joke"
"[first date] me: don't let her know you vocalise everything you think her: what? me: shit she knows"
"What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common? They're both invisible."
"Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 7."
"Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from."
"[slips the bus driver 20] ""Maybe you let me ride the bus for free?"""
"Halloween ... The agoraphobic paedophiles favourite day of the year."