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Joke of the Day
"It's not as exciting when you realize his name is actually Harold Potter"
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"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"When I see someone in public talking on a bluetooth..I like to position myself on the other side, lean in & whisper ""It's ok I see them too"""
"I wish lap dance minutes felt like treadmill minutes."
"How do you make a pole angry? Deport him."
"""Thanks for sending me that 17 second cellphone video from that concert you went to! The audio and video were amazing!"" - said no one, ever"
"My grandfather told me that during the war he was exposed to irritants like pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned vet."
"A joke from my old physics professor.. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China."
"An old Jewish man won the lottery, and decided to donate half of it to the nazi party. ""Fair is fair,"" he said. ""They gave me the winning numbers."""
"This year I got my wife the Baking Bible for Christmas because last year I got her the Baking Quran, which really blew up in my face."