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Joke of the Day

"Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that... Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that they don't need a Large Hadron Collider to locate the Higgs-Boson Particle."

"Playing Guess Who these days is hard ""Is your person white?"" ""Excuse me?"" ""Is your person white?"" ""I don't see skin color I just see people"""

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer ASH"

"Why is God happy? Because every women call his name during sex."

"What is it Lassie? Timmy fell down a well? Earthquake in LA? The Russians are coming? You found a plane? No? ...Oh, you want another beer."

"How do rhinos like their eggs? Poached."

"I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!"

"Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber? Because it's a First Order approximation."

"I once sent nude pictures to everyone in my contacts list. Not only was it embarrassing... It cost me a fortune in stamps."

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger."