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Joke of the Day
"What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip."
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"After watching a strongman competition... it amazed me to see how much the human body can lift without pooing itself."
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"What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter? A hole in Juan!"
"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was assaulted."
"A beautiful blonde walks into a bar, and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one."
"I used to be married to a girl with a wooden leg. But then I broke it off."
"What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!"