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Joke of the Day
"What did France say to Turkey? That's not nice."
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"How do you get a philosopher off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
"What do you call a joke with no punchline?"
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"I think this joke is clever. What do you think? How do you turn a metal cutting drill bit into a stone masonry drill bit? Sharpen the tip to 32 degrees."
"what will i do when i have an out-of-body experience? i'll see myself out...."
"What do you call weed from Israel? MaraJEWjuana"
"Who is the biggest prostitute alive? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents she'll swallow balls until she dies."
"The Barman says, ""We don't serve superluminal particles in here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"I'm so bright My mom calls me her sun"