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Joke of the Day

"What did France say to Turkey? That's not nice."

"What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies? An ambulance."

"What's in a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, without dressing ..."

"Am I the only one who wants to write ""Over"" at the end of my tweets? Over."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Early punchline Early punchline who? ......"

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil Serpent"

"What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !"

"My signature move is illegal in 37 states."

"A subject and verb walk into a bar... They have a disagreement. They walks out."

"If you pitch a non-superhero, non-remake, non-sequel film in Hollywood they send your family to a work camp."