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Joke of the Day

"Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks."

"Working for Kotex would actually be a logical way to pad your resume."

"My wife just bought toilet paper from Costco which is great because later today we're having 3,000 people over to take a shit."

"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."

"Thanksgiving. The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left."

"If you need a distraction from the election there is a new American reality TV series starting soon. It's called The White House. Apparently the lead actor has been given a 4 season contract."

"Drugs are bad...when they wear off."

"I wanted to make a porno with a ghost.... But he only did boo-kake"

"I want a job cleaning mirrors.... It's just something I could really see myself doing."

"What do redditors give one another on Christmas? Gifs."