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Joke of the Day
"What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common? They're both convertables."
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"Is it okay to not like a certain race? My friends want me to run a 10k with them, but I want to run a 5k."
"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHICKENS?!?! One got choked last night thanks to you! ; )"
"What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX? Relaxatives."
"I took my girlfriend to a baseball game. I kissed her between every strike.... and she kissed me between the balls."
"If you ever feel useless... Remember there is a someone in the BMW factory installing turn signals."
"Hey man, why do you have all these self help books on your floor? I hate my shelf."
"Jokes about being drunk on Twitter are redundant. Maintaining a Twitter account automatically implies that you're drinking on some level."
"There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots?"
"Capitalisation It is the difference between ""I helped my uncle Jack off a horse,"" and ""I helped my uncle jack off a horse."""