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Joke of the Day

"a fun prank is when ur friemd about to sit in a chair u pul the chair out from under them and replace it w/ a fancier mor comfortabal chair"

"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread."

"My friend is addicted to interventions and I don't know how to help him."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow? You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years"

"What do you call a programmer's testicles? A hackysack."

"I thought about another woman while having sex with my wife so to make up for it... I thought of my wife while having sex with another woman."

"How do you make a man like 10 pounds of fat? Stick a nipple on it."

"The sushi at my local deli is to die of."

"What is the best stand-up routine of our time? I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared."