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Joke of the Day

"G.O.T. joke: ""What's better than a Grape, Robb?"" ""A Raisin, Bran."

"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."

"Thank you all for the Happy Birthday wishes!!! Had a GREAT DAY!!! (didn't read a single one)"

"JEDI WHO INVENTED LIGHTSABER: ok its a destructive laser sword so maybe we shoudnt wear anythig too flowy JEDI IN CHARGE OF COSTUMES: ...OORR"

"What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity? Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)"

"*gives joke answer to daughter's 75th consecutive question* [20 years later, she's in an office] ""Everyone knows the moon was built in 1973"""

"What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas? ""Hola Amoebas!"""

"The joke about the sun Is too hot to handle"

"Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener."

"I keep hearing ""Just be yourself"" from everyone. I didn't realize so many people want me to go to prison :("