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Joke of the Day
"My Dad's Joke How do you get herpes of the eye ball? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
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"I like my scotch like I like my women.. 12 and single."
"Marriage If I answer a question and my wife isn't around to hear it, am I still wrong?"
"What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend? Auschwitz"
"What shoes does Brad wear? Loafers!"
"If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!"
"Mini-Skirt Speech My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"Don't argue with strangers on the Internet. Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen."
"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field"
"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""