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Joke of the Day

"My Dad's Joke How do you get herpes of the eye ball? Looking for love in all the wrong places."

"[tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck"

"I quit my job as CEO at the pc fan factory They needed a cooler master"

"A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"Elliptical machines are the caesar salad of exercise."

"What do you call a large bread disco? [deleted]"

"Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they're already in tiny little bags!"

"It sucks when you & your pal show up at a party wearing the same shirt...and an hour in, his chest hair starts sticking to your back."

"08 What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"

"Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was ""bumpy."" Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles."