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Joke of the Day
"My wife is mad at me. Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues."
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"What does a sick ninja practice? kung flu"
"Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan? Cos the sine said so!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Quiet and in a cup."
"They should have an Academy Award for ""Most Acting."""
"A girl never comments on another unless she's jealous."
"Don't ask me if I have a safety pin if you're going to look at me all weird when I pull one out of my pocket and hand it to you."
"Accidentally poured myself a glass of vodka at 9am. Accidentally drank it too. I'm so fcuking clumsy."
"What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent."
"Confucius Say Confucius say: Man who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who run in front of bus get tired."