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Joke of the Day

"I used a fax machine today!! I also ran all the cotton thru the gin and plowed the field with my oxen while it finished dialing up."

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"My kid just told me all she wants for Christmas is a bell so she can ""make lots of money like the man outside walmart."""
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"How to become a Saint 1: Become Catholic 2: Live an exemplary and pious life 3: Perform at least two miracles Or...Just Be Kanye's baby"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair Then into a table"
"I heard the news about Mr. Ali's passing... I was pretty upset. So why am I in the mood for a giant chocolate shake?"
"What do you call a Jew that can fly? Smoke"
"Have to take my son to speech therapy.. Easier done than said"
"i have two wives and i take care of them both equally and love them both equally. ain't that bigamy?"
"You guys hear about that new broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation!"
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