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Joke of the Day

"MY friends are like second-day socks... They come through in a pinch, but they really stink sometimes."

"How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face."

"The thing about women is that they love good listeners and they hate rapists."

"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away."

"Me: Who ate all the cookies? 5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate."

"Friday, is that you???????"

"That awkward moment when you have to get over someone you never even dated."

"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""

"Sharks could be very gentle lovers. We don't know."

"My eyes are brown with tiny flecks of narcissism."