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Joke of the Day

"i have two wives and i take care of them both equally and love them both equally. ain't that bigamy?"

"What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !"

"What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? A widow."

"Someone threw an egg at me, I wasn't able to dodge it. It was un-ovoid-able. =("

"I just hit my snooze button so much it's probably pregnant."

"Fog is like lingerie for the sky."

"What is big black and long. The lines at KFC"

"what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"

"""I"" before ""E"" Except after ""old McDonald had a farm."""