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Joke of the Day
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits"
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"So they say rubbing the Buddha statue's belly gives you good luck... ...imagine if you sucked his dick."
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"The sweats say I've given up. The Nike logo says ""but not entirely."""
"Promoting a film with ""From the producers of..."" is like advertising a sandwich with the words ""From the supermarket that also sells jam""."
"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."
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"It was hard work, but I finally fixed the laundry machine The wife beater is nice and clean again :)"