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"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."
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"Welcome to passive aggressive club. We're so happy you came twenty minutes late. Sure, get a cup of coffee, we'll wait."
"Never let your friends feel lonely! disturb them at all times!"
"Do you guys ever put sheets over your dogs so they look like little dog ghosts? Me neither."
"Turns out if you fake a heart attack every Monday work sends you to HR and not the hospital."
"Rabbi joke A priest sits down next to a rabbi at a park. He asks, ""so what's the cost of circumcision these days?"" To which the rabbi replies,"" I wouldn't know. I just keep the tips!"""
"Math Problem Q: If the the radius of a pizza is *z* and its width is *a*, what is the pizza's volume? A: (pi)(z)(z)(a)"
"What did one dog say to the other when he wanted a marker? ""Pass the Shar Pei, please."""
"I took my BMW to the mechanic today after a strange light came on. I asked him what it was, as I've never seen it before. Apparently it was called an indicator, does anyone know what it's for?"