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Joke of the Day

"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."

"What's great about Trumps' little hands? Objects may appear larger when being held."

"Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it."

"What is a Hindu? It lays eggs"

"So, tell me. Why do Russians go crazy over pho? Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*"

"What do you call a black person in space? An astronaut."

"Maybe that neighbor without a Wi-Fi password isn't an idiot. Maybe he's generous. And an idiot."

"A friend of mine just became a geologist Apparently it's a rocky degree"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prince."

"Why did the witch go commando? She needed some better grip on her broomstick."