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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school? Leningrad"
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"What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Fathers Day!"
"No, cough syrup, you're not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother, he's not coming."
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"*Tears off break away pants as I approach the breakfast buffet*"
"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps could finish a race."
"Yo mama fell down... The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today"
"The great thing about Joan Rivers is No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them."
"And then Satan said, ""Put the alphabet in math..."""