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Joke of the Day

"So they say rubbing the Buddha statue's belly gives you good luck... ...imagine if you sucked his dick."

"14 sent a text asking me to pick her up from school and added ""not in your pajamas"" so I'm wearing hers because good moms listen"

"two men walk into a bar... the other one ducks"

"Poeple dont read the user manual to know how to do it. But to see where they fucked up."

"My SO was feeling down today.. G: I feel fat when i look in the mirror, can you compliment me to make me feel better? B: You have great eyesight."

"When I was born I was given the choice between a big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose."

"Someone asked me how we usually view lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"I'm stuck somewhere between playing my cards right & not playing with a full deck."

"What do you do if hou are cold? If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees."

"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather.... Instead of commenting on reddit about how many times a joke has been posted."