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Joke of the Day

"No, I can't come to your wedding. I just realized the remote works through the blanket."

"Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!"

"I heard frogs love to go on Reddit, they talk about it all the time... I always hear them saying ""Reddit...reddit..."""

"What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1"

"Kermit the Frog's favorite sex position? Pig in a Blanket."

"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""

"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"

"What Were Franco's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"

"Why does Donald Trump put his name on his buildings? So the banks know which ones to seize"

"PILLOW: Hey, your anniversary is today, go buy her some flowers ME: Wow, thank God for memory foam"