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Joke of the Day
"What Were Franco's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"
Next Joke
"[having sex] Me: CHECK IT OUT NO HANDS! Her: USE YOUR HANDS! Me: *raises the roof*"
"I think my calculator is broken... The only numbers that seem to work are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. It's very odd."
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."
"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"
"What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost? That's just what I kneaded!"
"Sorry man I cant come over. Im busy playing nunchucks ""Dont you mean playing WITH nunchucks?"" No? *tosses another nun off the overpass*"
"Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing."
"Pistorius won't have trouble finding his feet when they jail him, they will be kept in a box next to the door"
"Why don't violists get stressed? Because they have nothing to fret about!"