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Joke of the Day
"I went into Paris to eat some Snails... and ended up with a belly full of Slugs"
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"Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster."
"What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere? Plot twisting!"
"When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself ""what would the hulk do?"" Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!"
"how many Pittsburgh Steelers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just talk about how good the last six were"
"My penis is like a shotgun I pump, shoot and reload"
"If my name was Dave I'd text my friends today saying ""IT'S FRIDAVE! LET'S PARTY!"". They'd be sick of me by Tuesdave."
"What does the sign on a closed brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"We can talk about either delegates or blowjobs, but a Clinton will always get one or the other under the table."
"tonight at the bar, ask a woman if you can buy her a drink. If she says yes, hand that lucky lady a Starbucks gift card and walk away"