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Joke of the Day

"tonight at the bar, ask a woman if you can buy her a drink. If she says yes, hand that lucky lady a Starbucks gift card and walk away"

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"Q: What happens if a monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: They become Flatman and Ribbon."
"A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting."
"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"
"CLOSE THE DOOR, YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE WIFI OUT"
"Cashier: Smile! Me: Worry about your own face."
"Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."
"""Scientology"" is a combination of ""scient-,"" meaning ""science,"" and ""-ology,"" meaning ""science."" And it just gets stupider from there."
"Girl: So, how many inches is it? Pat: How many inches is what? G: You know.. P: Uhhh, about 200 dollars long. G: OMG, It's so big!"
"I asked a frenchman what his favorite game console was I don't think he understood me though, he just replied ""oui""."