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Joke of the Day
"What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere? Plot twisting!"
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"I've decided to become a raw carnivore... I guess you can say I'm going cold turkey"
"A man walks into a bar... Another man ducks."
"Why is the British weather like Islam? Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite"
"Did you know that its illegal for someone living next to a cemetery to be buried there? that would be called murder."
"I bet hell is full of morning people and obsessive compulsive facebook pokers."
"I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper."
"What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Long John silvers"
"What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance? ""Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"""
"You know the best side effect of losing weight? Supersonic hearing. I can hear the crinkle of a candy wrapper or bag of chips through walls."