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Joke of the Day

"I printed out this website's logo and then I realised I didn't need it. Should I throw out the piece of paper or should I... Shreddit"

"How do you know your GF is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."

"I can't wait til there's a chalk outline filter"

"I don't know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have."

"What's Pac-Man's favourite holiday destination? [Wagga Wagga](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagga_Wagga)"

"How did the mathematician get rid of his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"Peanut Butter Joke Do you pee nut butter?"

"My joke Did you hear about the procrastinator telling a joke. Answer. I,l tell you later."

"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."

"I before E except after C. Yes another myth disproven by science."