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Joke of the Day
"What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta!"
Next Joke
"What do you call a dog that's into BDSM? A subwoofer."
"Where do I see myself in five years? *kicks feet up on desk* Sir, does my resume list ""psychics abilities"" under skills? No. Next question."
"Life is ironic. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without them."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon balls."
"So a drum falls off a cliff... ... Ba dum psshhh!"
"What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house? Namaste"
"ME: How much for this aggressive bottle of water? FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant"
"*Goes to Czechoslovakia to shop for a car with Automatic Braking System *Czechs for ABS"
"""If a Groundhog emerges from this hole wearing too much eye shadow, its grounded for 6 weeks for being a whore""--Groundhog dad"