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Joke of the Day
"What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house? Namaste"
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"Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it."
"Did you hear about Nursing Home Sports League Everyone gets atrophy at the end of the season."
"Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog."
"E....I...O...U...Y....A ugh, vowel movement. Sorry"
"[Batman's parents return after 40 years] Surprise!! Wait, wtf are you wearing?"
"What person adds best in hot weather? A summer."
"My friend has already lost 50 pounds last month on their new diet. It's called the ""fruit machine"" , I think I will have to try it."
"I went SCUBA-diving and my equipment malfunctioned. I was so mad... ... it literally made my blood boil."
"Me: What sound do dogs make? 3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses? 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs? 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon."