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Joke of the Day
"So a drum falls off a cliff... ... Ba dum psshhh!"
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"How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !"
"A husband asked his wife to say something that would make him happy and sad at the same time. She said ""You have a bigger dick than your brother.""."
"What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid."
"What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty."
"Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday."
"What exactly is the difference between a New York City Park bathroom and a Law & Order crime scene?"
"How much does a hipster weigh? One instagram."
"I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band."
"I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far. He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet."