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Joke of the Day
"My therapist told me I lack focus. I told him I liked his new desk."
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"No officer, my car was already upside down when I got here."
"How many? How many elephants can you fit into a Matterbooboo? ""What's a Matterbooboo?"" Nothing Yogi."
"I'm pretty sure God is a Black Woman Who else would be a single parent whose Son was killed by the authorities under suspicious circumstances?"
"Trump gets elected president.. On inauguration day, he swears in as President. Before delivering his inauguration speech, he turns to Obama and says ""President Obama, You're Fired"""
"The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear."
"Why doesn't Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year"
"Going down on your cousin is like N/A beer.... Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't fucking right."
"Why didn't Jesus' business break even? It wasn't making enough prophet"
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders, and bears, and scientists, and scientists creating spider bears, and science bears"