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Joke of the Day
"No officer, my car was already upside down when I got here."
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"""I missed you today."" ""Awwww I missed you too."" *both frantically reload dueling pistols*"
"*points to refrigerator* That makes things cold *points to stove* That makes things hot *points to self* That makes things awkward"
"My favorite rapper is 50 cent Or as the British people now call him, 10,000 pounds."
"BREAKING: Europe awaiting a new wave of economical refugees! But atleast their English is bloody excellent!"
"Mouse and elephant are on their way to the pool. *Told* *by* *my* *adorable* *niece.* Elephant: Bollox! I forgot my swim trunks! Mouse: Don't worry, I brought a spare."
"Why did the rich man go crazy? He had one-million dollars, but no cents."
"[nsfw] What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"I just saw a raccoon get hit by a Smart Car. The poor lil fella suffered a sprained ankle."
"The other day, my friend told me I didn't know what ""irony"" meant... Which was ironic, because I didn't."