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Joke of the Day

"The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear."

"A zombie visits the Dry Cleaners. He shuffles up to the assistant behind the counter, holds up his dirty underwear and says... ""STAAAAINNNS! STAAAAINNNNS!"""

"I went to Florida, had sex with some gay reptiles and bought some bottles of sports drink I now have gatorades. :("

"a kiss makes your day, but anal sex maks your hole weak"

"Did you hear that the DMV is going make all stop signs bilingual for Spanish Speakers in 2014? It's not going to be too expensive, though, all they have to do is add the ""e"" to the front."

"/r/Jokes is hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm... If you can't come, please let the Mods know..."

"What did the picture say to the Judge? I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! ~Skip"

"Why was Santa upset he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he wanted a screamer of a moaner."

"I don't like going to the beach. I'm a playa hater."

"What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his viagra? ""The erection is rigged!"""