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Joke of the Day

"Trump gets elected president.. On inauguration day, he swears in as President. Before delivering his inauguration speech, he turns to Obama and says ""President Obama, You're Fired"""

"How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"

"What do you call a lazy immigrant ? A United States citizen"

"the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation"

"TV before 6pm: ""Men are idiots."" TV after 6pm: ""Women are idiots"" TV after midnight: ""Abs are easy to get!"""

"How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man."

"My English professor had a colonoscopy... Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon."

"Before records were invented, people used to say: u sound like an opera singer that keeps repeating himself"

"Let go.. New perspective.. If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, . . . . nobody wanted them."

"There are a billion people in China. Just think how many more there would be if the women had bigger tits."