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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who was late to dinner? Yeah, he got the cold shoulder."

"So apparently ""You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!"" isn't of much use when dealing with armed cops."

"How do you fuck a fat chick? Roll her over in flour and find the wet spot"

"What do you call somebody who is content being average sized? A happy medium."

"Karma Chameleon is my favorite song about lizards getting what's coming to them"

"A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him."

"Never trust acupuncturists they are backstabbers"

"Dinner guests coming over later and I got nothing. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?"

"Hey I figured out why they call it BENGAY! Cause love is hard on the knees!"