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Joke of the Day
"What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !"
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"Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Patient: Cancer Doctor: What a fucking coincidence!"
"For Sale: Golden Retriever, Had for 9 months has yet to retrieve any gold. Should just bought metal detector! Unbelievable."
"My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar."
"*hires skywriter Will you take me back if I stop wasting our money on frivolous things?"
"Saw some Advil on the floor this morning and sincerely thought ""Better just leave it there so I know where it is."""
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock? you can't fuck a rock"
"For those who've received my unsolicited dick pix: my computer does NOT have a virus I am purposely sending those to you."
"I went to the zoo, which is unfortunately closing due to a lack of visitors, and all that was left to see was... the going out of business snail."
"I like long walks on the beach and lying about being married."