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Joke of the Day

"I'm in a relationship with sleep and I get some every night...and if I'm lucky i get some during the day."

"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. "

"Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward? His doctor told him to eat more vegetables."

"I asked my North Korean friend... ...how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."

"What is a tampon's favorite food? Scrambled egg"

"Wonder what a black guy would look like without a diamond earring."

"How can a man take an abortion pill? He just picks one up and leaves."

"Why is America bad at the game Chess? Because they don't know how to defend their towers."

"How do you know your S&M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number."

"Whats got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"