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Joke of the Day
"There will only be 7 planets left... After I destroy Uranus."
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"What is a pedophile's favorite type of shoes? White Vans"
"What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine? ""Cri-me-a river!"""
"Hey, girl. Are you a potato? because I'm about to. Mash. You. Up. Oh. You ARE a potato. And a talking potato at that. My meds aren't working"
"What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming."
"Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries"
"How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus"
"The Force Awakens could have been much shorter. All the First Order had to do to get rid of the Resistance was to use a superconductor."
"So my friend called me last night to tell me about how his Swedish car broke down But I told him I didn't have time for his Saab stories"
"Enrique Iglesias wants to 1. Be your hero 2. Kiss away your pain 3. Stand by you forever Enrique Iglesias is your mother"