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Joke of the Day
"What does FUN stand for? Some nights, I don't know."
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"What's a Hater, Homophobe, Racist, Bigot, and Sexist? Any conservative winning an argument with a liberal, Democrat or 'progressive'."
"A computer once beat me at chess... ...but it was no match for me at kickboxing."
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."
"Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You're annoying enough as it is"
"What do you call it when a guy pees into a bowl after sex? Split pee soup."
"Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with? I keep killing myself before the end of the movie."
"TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead"
"Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say ""What's up, Chad?"" & he'll be all ""Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"""