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Joke of the Day

"A computer once beat me at chess... ...but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There's no point to it, anyway."

"Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!"

"Current anger level: I am last-beer-in-the-fridge-turns-out-to-be-a-soy-sauce-bottle angry."

"Tombstone request: Born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin. The engraver shortened it to: "" Returned unopened."""

"Q: ""Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?"" A: ""Terrible son. In fact, It was downright Laosy"""

"What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."

"What's green and spiky and retrieves information at the click of a button? A web Bowser."

"What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch? A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes."

"How do you find Will Smith in the winter time? follow the Fresh Prints!"