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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of animals who decides to kill themselves? Mass zooicide."
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"How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy? They call it the tic-tac tactic."
"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."
"If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the other side. That someone will go away. It works. Trust me, I just tried it this morning."
"what did the emo say to the dull razor? Sorry old friend... You just won't cut it"
"Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs"
"What do you call a gay couch? A homo sectional."
"Never discuss with your wife... ...because all you do is 'diss' and 'cuss'"
"A month before my grandfather died we decided to cover his back in lard. After that he went downhill very quickly."
"I feel sorry for the two policemen outside number 10 Seeming David Cameron has a thing for pigs now."