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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast? Nobody ever says ""Thank you for your service"" to the latter."

"Horse walks up to a mirror and says ""Why the long face?"" Mirror says, ""I'm not sad, I'm just reflective today."""

"Please don't put out your cigarettes in the urinal... they are so damn hard to light up again."

"Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them."

"I dated a lesbian who thought she might be bi, but I was afraid to make the first move. Felt like a pussy the first time she kissed me."

"I've got a problem with people who are into BDSM I just want to strangle them."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay he just likes to get his cheekbones blown out."

"People, today, I met and chatted up a super-hot stripper at Walmart. Sorry, there's no punch line - I'm still too shocked to write one."

"Whats the difference between jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come home from camp"

"I'm working on my second million, since I failed so much at the first."