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Joke of the Day
"Damn my forehead is big! My Mom used to call it a fivehead."
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"Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you ""Hal"" for short, 'k, Chief?"
"Those who hesitate... masturbate"
"I talked to San Andreas about the earthquake yesterday. He said it wasn't his fault."
"""My dad was a huge feminist..."" ""What about your mom?"" ""No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."""
"My wife has so many shoes the bedroom looks like the outside of a mosque."
"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"
"My friend said I didn't understand irony... Which is ironic because we were standing in a bus stop at the time."
"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9"
"My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan"