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Joke of the Day
"""My dad was a huge feminist..."" ""What about your mom?"" ""No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."""
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"What's the difference between an old Greyhound terminal and a lobster with really big boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustation! ::buh dum bum::"
" Cause the players gonna play play play The haters gonna hate hate hate Baby Im just gonna bottle it all up & develop severe trust issues "
"How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian."
"What did the cow say to the masked robber? Moo."
"Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love."
"British Intelligence is warning that terrorist groups could fit women terrorists with exploding breast implants. They knew it was only a matter of time before Al Queda started setting booby traps..."
"No, Grandma. Still not married; but the lady in the Popeye's Chicken commercials keeps calling me ""Honey"" so we'll see where that goes."
"I use my teethbrush then go play feetball and commit arms robbery. Just giving you a head up. - people with the right amount of body parts"
"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"