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Joke of the Day
"My wife has so many shoes the bedroom looks like the outside of a mosque."
Next Joke
"Can someone tell me a music joke? I've been trying to think of one myself, but that sort of thing really isn't my forte."
"Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tyred. Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom."
"Why did the Dick go to the 7-11? To get a Slurpee!"
"How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment? By dropping out now."
"What do you call having sex in a canoe? Bud Light, because it's fucking close to water."
"Did you hear about the donut who split from his wife? She's terrible with the kids so he's filling for custody."
"Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson? The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library."
"""You are gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late"" Jokes on you I am gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what."