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Joke of the Day
"I put the whiskey in another room ... Exercise regimen established."
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"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."
"What did one casket say to the other casket? ""Is that you coughin?"""
"You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it."
"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house? A right a right a right"
"A horse is getting brushed by his owner, The horse is like ""You my mane man""."
"Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even? The odds are ever in their favours."
"So you know how you don't dream when you smoke weed? What if MLK smoked?"
"[at subway] And just a little lettuce. *the guy starts backing a truck full of lettuce toward my sandwich & the truck is beeping* No wait."