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Joke of the Day
"Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even? The odds are ever in their favours."
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"It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my brother sleeps on his back, my ex sleeps with everybody... that sorta thing."
"[last supper] Jesus (to Judas): so your facebook status said you were anxious? Anything u wanted to say Judas (sweating): no not really"
"Ordered a Book on Female Orgasms. It hasn't come till now."
"Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked."
"There's no such thing as premature ejaculation, the truth is that women arrive late everywhere!"
"Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left?"
"How do you make a hormone? Or, as this joke was retold to me by my idiotic friend : ""How do you make a prostitute upset?"""
"A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thought... ""Some asshole's got my pen"""
"Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night"