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Joke of the Day
"You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it."
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"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"
"I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47."
"*swivels around in evil chair* *evil laugh* *pets evil cat* *evil cat laughs* *jumps out of evil chair* ""Holy shit, that cat just laughed!"""
"I went to a new zoo that has opened up in my area yesterday. Wasn't really worth it, they had one animal and it was a dog. Turns out it was a Shih Tzu."
"Grandpa: ""My joints are stiff."" Me: ""Don't roll them so tight."""
"They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past one present and no future."
"So these two blind men tried to start a glasses business, but they were always arguing... ...guess they couldn't see each others vision."
"Helen Keller walked into a bar And a table, and a chair"
"Gravity is just a myth. We all know it's the white man keeping us down."