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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the blind prostitute? ...You really gotta hand it to her."
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"Scientists have identified the dog particle. It is a good particle. Such a good particle yes it is. Does it want a treatsy weatsy yes it doe"
"Trump is like The Room. It's so bad, it's so good."
"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."
"What word that begins with ""N"" and ends with ""R"" do you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"
"What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery? A semi-colon"
"What does a 75 year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"Why did Sarah fall off the swing? ...because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah."
"[lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location"
"You may say the glass is half full or half empty. I say fill the rest of my damn cup!"