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Joke of the Day

"The thing about eating broken cookies is there's no way to know how many you had. ""You ate the whole ba-"" THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW."

"Guys, I just found a BUNCH of Mohicans!"

"Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a ""beef?"""

"Desi vedio jugar of india jugar india ka"

"Why has Santa Claus such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"{Commercial for Floors} Is this you? {footage of man falling endlessly to oblivion}"

"What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called? Mardi grass."

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she forgot her seatbelt."

"Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it ""Girls Gone Wild"" when you're a 100."

"Q: Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."